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tea-with-a-hint-of-sarcasm:

who needs a thigh gap when the age gap between you and your favorite band member is big enough

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dumpsterfetus:

stop being rude and start being nude

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jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

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what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

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wildbulbasaur:

i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens

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assume:

sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!

sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving

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I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me

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fatbodypolitics:

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tomfuckinmison:

this is a religious experience

omg this is so uncomfortable

The ambient nosies are the best.

just wow

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spookycapecod:

all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

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tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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telapathetic:

when someone tries to convince me to eat healthily

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